Synposis of Tegan and Sara concert
Burlington, VT is known for its large lesbian community. I don’t know why specifically lesbians. I’m not sure where or how big the homosexual community is. But the point is that at this concert there...
View ArticleO Canada: America’s Jewish Pal
This year, the Olympics are in Vancouver. Which, as you might recall, is also in Canada. Americans and Canadians often have a hard time relating, although there’s no real discernible difference...
View ArticleA-hole Canadian sells Nazi victim items
Supposed peace-loving socialist Canada is losing points this week due to one capitalist asshole. Abraham Botines, a Spanish-born Jew, has put some Nazi-era soap on display in his store in Montreal. The...
View ArticleA Montreal university does a ‘study’ on ‘hipsters’
I swear, my people are persecuted enough. Yet they wont keep us out of the papers. This time, some low-level Concordia University associate-professor made some claims about hipsters. These claims are...
View ArticleDon Cherry is Exactly Like Your Crazy Grampa
Alternate Punny Headline "GRAPES GOES NUTS!" You're welcome AP. Know how every Thanksgiving your crazy, somewhat senile Grampa or Uncle decides to make a good hour of the dinner incredibly awkward by...
View ArticleMy Hipster Canadian Dream
Recently I have been going through a bout with the common cold. Most of the time, I drug myself with antihistamines. While they clear my large nose of any unwanted boogers, they put me into a deep...
View ArticleGirl from Canada who claimed professor was an anti-Semite, now claims Jewish...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ8ReM2Rc6w (Embedding Disabled, Click Link) Talk about reinforcing terrible stereotypes. Jeez. Can this girl be any more of a bitch? Get over yourself. Nobody cares...
View ArticleThe Abramson Singers – HJs @ SXSW 2012
The Abramson Singers is partly an elaborate joke. There are no singers plural; only 1 Leah Abramson, singing multiple harmonies. It’s not meant as a gimmick, and it certainly doesn’t feel that way....
View ArticleGoon: Best Sports Movie of the Century
Canadians love their hockey. And Canadian Jews love their hockey too (without legitimate baseball they need to obsess over something sports-related… Sorry Blue Jays). There’s a reason why Eugene Levy...
View ArticleBeing a Hipster is not a real job
British Columbia, a place so unoriginal it’s named after two other countries, is spreading a terrible smear campaign against hipsters. Being a hipster isn’t a real job. Well obviously being a hipster...
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